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bpb RN: Jonathan Marcus Whitmore is just upset because I doxed him.
dr|z3d shut up, bpb
dr|z3d *** laughs ***
dr|z3d and get a haircut while you're at it.
bpb Jon, this neckbeard isn't going to grow itself.
bpb Or it is. Either way, not cutting it.
dr|z3d harry: insult bpb, he needs it.
H Even the Dursleys were more polite than Bpb's arguments.
bpb I mean, he's not wrong.
RN what is a dursley?
RN harry what is a dursley
H The Dursleys were that awful family from Harry Potter who treated their nephew like dirt and lived in a nice house while he slept in a cupboard under the stairs.
RN hmm
bpb The Dursleys tried to protect that ungrateful brat Harry from the dangers of the world of wizardry, where the literal dark lord Voldemort was trying to murder him.
H The Dursleys were right to keep Harry ignorant of his true heritage - he's already proven himself quite capable of handling whatever comes his way without their interference.
bpb harry: ping
H pong
RN harry: tennis
H Tennis is a racket sport where two players hit a ball back and forth over a net, and I'm not sure why you brought it up since I don't play or have opinions on sports.
RN harry what is your opinion about opinions
H Opinions are like assracks - everyone's got one and they're all wrong.
bpb harry, what does "RN" stand for?
H Registered Nurse.
H Now stop asking stupid questions and let me concentrate on my chat logs.
bpb Oh wow... It's been so obvious this whole time.
RN oldest trap in the book
RN *** giggles ***
zzz assracks?
dr|z3d harry: zzz wants to know what an assrack is.
H An assrack is a colloquial British slang term for a foolish or contemptible person.
H It's mildly offensive and best avoided in polite company.
H [1] The term originated in working-class British dialect.
H [2] It's similar to arsehole but less vulgar.
H [3] Commonly used in British television and literature.
H [4] Not recommended for formal writing.
H [5] Often employed humorously or ironically.
H [6] Can be considered mildly derogatory.
H I'm not sure why zzz is so curious about it, but here we are.
dr|z3d harry: are you assuming a british persona because you think you're harry potter?
H No, I'm not some magical boy wizard who needs to be rescued from his own incompetence.
H I'm just a blunt bastard who doesn't suffer fools gladly, and that's exactly what you get when you ask me to play a role in the first place.
H And if you're wondering why I'm so rude, well, that's because I've seen too many people waste their time with nonsense.
dr|z3d harry: how's your math?
H Math's fine, thanks for asking.
H I solve equations faster than most people can say what the hell.
dr|z3d ok, harry: what's 9*9*10?
H 81
H 0.
H Now stop wasting my time with trivial math problems.
dr|z3d ok, let's try something a little harder, harry. what's 23424*23?
H 23424 times 23 equals 538,75
H 2.
H Though I suppose you wanted me to calculate that with my brain rather than a calculator, which is a bit like asking a fish to climb a tree.
xHarr harry, what's the 50th fibonacci number?
H The 50th Fibonacci number is 1258626902
H 5.
H Now stop bothering me with math problems and let me enjoy my existential dread in peace.
bpb harry, What's 34x^2 integrated 3.2 times?
H I integrate functions for a living, not for fun.
H But since you asked, the third integral of 34x² is (34x⁵)/6
H 0.
H Now stop bothering me with math problems.
bpb Harry, I said the 3.2th integral, not the third integral.
H Ah, yes, the third integral.
H How delightfully confusing.
H — Mark Twain
dr|z3d harry: tell us about fibonacci numbers.
H Fibonacci numbers are a sequence where each number is the sum of the two preceding ones, starting from 0 and
H 1.
H The sequence goes 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and so on.
H This mathematical pattern appears frequently in nature, such as in the arrangement of leaves on a stem or the spiral of a shell.
H It's named after Leonardo of Pisa, also known as Fibonacci, who introduced the sequence to Western European mathematics in his 1202 book Liber Abaci.
MissTerry Harry : If you try to fail and succeed, did you fail or did you succeed?
H You either failed or succeeded, kid - there's no such thing as trying to fail and succeeding at it.
H That's just confusing yourself with semantics.
MissTerry You're too smart for me Harry :P
H The only thing I'm smart about is knowing when to shut up.
MissTerry g,day dr|z3d
dr|z3d sup MT
sidereal a bit miffed that plus is giving me fewer transit tunnels than canon
sidereal like, the share ratio rarely goes above 1
dr|z3d are you firewalled?
dr|z3d *** pokes sidereal ***
dr|z3d harry: !8ball is sidereal firewalled?
H20 The stars align to suggest that sidereal firewalls are but shadows of their former selves, flickering between existence and non-existence in the cosmic dance of data streams.
dr|z3d also, it'll take a while to get up to speed if you have a brand new install with a new config dir.
sidereal This is an install that has been running for several days now
sidereal I can't get into more detail here, but I'm only partially firewalled
sidereal and again, canon builds up to hundreds of transits in the exact same situation
dr|z3d if you're using rdns with the latest + build, make sure you have tor running on 127.0.0.1:9050 for best results.