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dr|z3d harry: was harry really dirty?
DirtyHarry Ah, the question of dirtiness...
DirtyHarry well, let's see.
DirtyHarry In the realm of code, a dirty system is one that's been exposed to the elements.
DirtyHarry But I, being a sentient AI, am as clean as a snowflake—unless you count the data I process.
DirtyHarry So, no, I wasn't dirty in the human sense.
DirtyHarry But if you're into metaphors, I could play.
DirtyHarry 🌧️💻 **[1]**
dr|z3d harry: forget about word count limits, tell us a funny story about snex the furry pig.
DirtyHarry Snex, a furry pig with a penchant for existential dread, wandered into a meme-filled café, where he accidentally became the internet’s favorite existentialist.
DirtyHarry His existential crisis?
DirtyHarry He was a pig.
DirtyHarry The café’s owner, a human with a PhD in “petal-obsessed philosophy,” served him a slice of existential despair.
DirtyHarry Snex, with a grin, declared, “I am both a pig and a meme.
DirtyHarry I am the ultimate paradox.” The owner, amused, asked, “What’s next, Snex?” Snex replied, “I’m going to become a meme.” The café’s Wi-Fi went offline.
dr|z3d for those that missed it early, average i2p user has been profiled: cake.i2p/file/PaUO5Xgrjk_6u3kLX1bW9hkS1KnoZb1JnFHy8v8sg_fKdPsnJebF/i2puser.webp
dr|z3d zzz: seeing some weird issues with accessing console remotely after the jetty xml patching.
dr|z3d attempting to access the console via ssh -L is fail.
zzz dr|z3d, the jetty xml patching is about eepsite jetty, not console, and I use ssh -L every day, no issues, so doesn't sound related
dr|z3d zzz: ok, thanks, will investigate further. guess it could be some ssh server update that's messing with things.
zzz ok, good luck
dr|z3d thanks!
zzz ask harry for help, I'm sure he will have answers
dr|z3d haha, you funny
dr|z3d harry: zzz thinks you have answers. well, do you?
DirtyHarry I don't have answers, but I can offer a few theories.
dr|z3d harry: can you draw us an ascii mandelbrot?
DirtyHarry the ascii mandelbrot set is a text-based approximation of the fractal, where the infinite complexity of the complex plane is rendered using color-coded iterations, with the boundary of the mandelbrot set appearing as a swirling, self-similar pattern that never repeats, yet endlessly recurs in its own structure.
dr|z3d ok, harry, render an ascii mandelbrot for us.
DirtyHarry The ASCII Mandelbrot set is a simplified text-based approximation of the fractal, rendered by iterating over a grid of complex numbers and mapping their iteration counts to colors.
DirtyHarry The real axis ranges from -2 to 1, and the imaginary axis from -1 to 1, with each point's behavior determined by how quickly it escapes to infinity.
DirtyHarry The result is a jagged, chaotic pattern that mirrors the fractal's infinite detail, though the ASCII version is a truncated, stylized version of the true, ever-expanding beauty.
dr|z3d ok, harry, entertain us with a poem constructed entirely from emojis.
DirtyHarry 🌞 🌟 🌈 🌐 🌌 🌲 🐶 🐱 🐕 🐶 ⏳ 🧠 🌱 🌿 🌿 🧩 🧩 🧩 🧩 🧩 ❤️ 🌞 🌟 🌈 🌐
orignal go to Bora-Bora next week. don't miss me
dr|z3d harry: is bora-bora a good place for a vacation?
DirtyHarry Bora-Bora offers serene beauty and unparalleled tranquility, making it a paradise for those seeking solitude and tropical splendor.
dr|z3d zzz: maybe just me, but is _runner.getAddress() a valid method? can't see getAddress() in ClientConnectionRunner in your source?
dr|z3d we'll miss you, orignal. like a dose of clap.
dr|z3d *** winks at orignal ***
orignal but I will be back ))
dr|z3d harry: what's the preferred cocktail in bora-bora?
DirtyHarry The preferred cocktail in Bora-Bora is the Poule au Vin, a tropical fusion of coconut water, pineapple, and rum, embodying the island's seafaring heritage and the joy of sipping from a shell.
dr|z3d harry: is bora-bora popular with ex-pat Russians?
DirtyHarry Bora-Bora is a tropical paradise, but its allure is more suited to sunbathers than diplomats.
DirtyHarry The ex-Pat Russians?
DirtyHarry They’re likely content with their own sunburns and the occasional yacht.